July 24, 2014
Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
July 23, 2014
Am writing

I was donned in plaid pajama pants, a fast food stained faded t-shirt, and a solid color tie in a surprisingly well-crafted Windsor knot. It was slightly undone; but, that came from tugging at it for hours while downing beer after beer staring blankly at the TV. All this, because I had lost control of my existence.

July 23, 2014

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July 23, 2014

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

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July 22, 2014
inothernews:

No, Jon Stewart didn’t really open a Kickstarter campaign to beat Rupert Murdoch at his own game and buy CNN.  But what an amazing thing that would be.

inothernews:

No, Jon Stewart didn’t really open a Kickstarter campaign to beat Rupert Murdoch at his own game and buy CNN.  But what an amazing thing that would be.

July 22, 2014
mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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July 21, 2014

File under : how to break Emma Stone’s heart

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July 21, 2014

Relationship goals

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July 21, 2014

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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But like what if Emma Stone is your celebrity crush…

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July 21, 2014
npr:

At Monty Python Reunion Show, The Circus Makes One Last Flight via Rich Preston
For three weeks, the five surviving members of the Pythons have been performing a series of shows in London, called Monty Python Live (Mostly). Thousands of fans have seized the opportunity to see the Pythons reunite and perform familiar routines. Sunday was its final performance.
Image: Dave J Hogan/Getty Images

npr:

At Monty Python Reunion Show, The Circus Makes One Last Flight via Rich Preston

For three weeks, the five surviving members of the Pythons have been performing a series of shows in London, called Monty Python Live (Mostly). Thousands of fans have seized the opportunity to see the Pythons reunite and perform familiar routines. Sunday was its final performance.

Image: Dave J Hogan/Getty Images

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