What playing with action figures felt like.
|Me:||I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours|
|Me:||*watches entire season of tv show*|
|Me:||*reads every book i own*|
|Me:||*goes on quest to find the holy grail*|
I was donned in plaid pajama pants, a fast food stained faded t-shirt, and a solid color tie in a surprisingly well-crafted Windsor knot. It was slightly undone; but, that came from tugging at it for hours while downing beer after beer staring blankly at the TV. All this, because I had lost control of my existence.
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
No, Jon Stewart didn’t really open a Kickstarter campaign to beat Rupert Murdoch at his own game and buy CNN. But what an amazing thing that would be.
kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush
But like what if Emma Stone is your celebrity crush…
BABIES AND PUPPIES, AWWWW
Fuck, I’m such a girly-girl right now, haha, let’s even things out;
BEER, FOOTBALL, MANLY THINGS
“You need a light?” I asked her, for some reason.
“You got a light?”
“That’s fine,” she said. “I don’t smoke.””